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mylifeishell's picture

My Life

when I do actually get to go to sleep, I wake up in the morning completely disoriented. I stand in front of the mirror at my bathroom sink trying to muster up the energy to either shave or turn on the shower. I can never remember if I've already done one or the other but eventually I drag myself into the office by around 9-9:30. If it's 9:30am i get some dirty looks but don't give a shit since I can barely see straight. I sit down and try to catch up on some email, then find my way to some caffeine.

My girlfriend is about ready to dump me (I don't blame her) since I am more intimate with my transaction comps than with her. I can tell you how to calculate a WACC but I can't tell you what day of the week it is.

.,..back to work.

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groan's picture

That's depressing bro

That's depressing bro

ibankmike's picture

Seriously

Seriously

Batman2001n's picture

Are you happy

Are you really happy or staying in the job just to keep up with your peers

Jcmaio's picture

Suck it up.

Suck it up.

analyst21's picture

ha ha

Your company should be sending you to the recruiting nights so that all the college juniors and seniors can gain your perspective on the job.

analyst21's picture

need the money

keeping up with peers is not as important as keeping up with bills. Before I started as a first yr I anticipated making lots of money and by the time I started training I already had $20k in credit card debt.

BanKing's picture

Glups

Man, you seriously should think about quitting your job. You know, there are things just not worth it in life. You just got one some 80 yrs on earth to make the best of it, don't shoot yourself at work. This might help:

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Great Ape's picture

Long Term Gains

It is two or three years out of your life. You just need to tough it out and try to stay positive about learning as much as you can in that short time. Maintain a good attitude, do your work and keep your mouth shut and the rest will take care of itself. You will either move up if you desire or on to better things. Either way, try to stay positive about the job.....it will make the time pass by a little faster.

likwidsix's picture

analysts work like crazy,

analysts work like crazy, but what about associates?

FreeCashFool's picture

assoc

associates typically will work just as hard as analysts. they might get to leave an hour before the analyst, but they're usually side-by-side with the analyst. it probably gets better as you spend more time at the bank and get ready for a promote to VP

cl262's picture

im sorry

im sorry

pro.gatsby's picture

Wow dude that sucks, sorry

Wow dude that sucks, sorry to hear about that...you better watch out or you'll get sick or something.

jl02116's picture

VP lifestyle

Do hours get much better at VP level, or are you on the road more instead of at your desk?

banker999's picture

I guess I can;t wait till I

I guess I can;t wait till I start!

Nusi's picture

keep your head up

gotta see the forest through the trees

Shirt's picture

Great Quote

I love that Mark Twain quote. Nice touch.

wolverine123's picture

work/life

if you dont like the work hard/play hard lifestyle, your DNA is not in banking, or any finance for that matter. jobs in finance are not 9-5 jobs. get out while you can.

CowboyCapitalist's picture

Sucks dude... but its a

Sucks dude... but its a springboard to better things, right? :-)

mustaaafa's picture

ouch.

ouch.

ttyui's picture

that is horrible

that is horrible

tb1152's picture

you're a loser

you're a loser

bobsinclair's picture

suck it up

put out for a few more months til bonus season, then quit. hopefully you saved money.

mccanngoodwin's picture

that's depressing

Dude that's awful. I actually got dumped via vm. My boyfriend said it was indicative of our relationship.

papakons's picture

Ballpark hours

When I was an analyst, these were the typical workday hours, but I hear hours are getting better. These were the bad years for i-banks, but after all the analysts quit (my entire group-class) and business picked up, they take better care of analysts in order to retain them. I've heard 1st yr analysts at BB leaving work by 9-10pm every night (except when they're on a deal).

1st yr analyst: 9am - 2am (weekends ~10hrs/day)
2nd yr analyst: 9am - 11pm (weekends 10hrs for 1 day)
Associate: 9am - 10pm (half weekends at the office for ~10hrs)
VP: 9am - 8pm (very few weekends)
MD: 9am - 7pm (no weekends)

papakons's picture

You're far from doomed

Before you smash your computer against the wall and take off without talking to anyone ever again (true analyst story), you should also know that 90% of analysts absolutely hate their jobs. In order to like it, you probably have to get stuffed on some good deals with good people that are willing to show you a few things and take you to meetings, or you're simply in a wimpy group that lets you go home by 7-8pm because there's nothing to do.

If you don't like it at all as an analyst, it doesn't mean you're not cut out for finance. Most analysts actually stay in finance throughout their career. It's not the hours that you don't like, because I assume you have the work ethic -- and you will be amazed how far ahead you will be of non-banking types when you move on -- but the mind-numbing type of work that they have you do. Unfortunately, and I'm sure you've wondered about it a lot, it can't be avoided and it needs to get done; unfortunately, you often figure that out years later.

My advice would be to try very hard to focus on one or two things that you find valuable on the job and make yourself happy. Try to think bigger picture, i.e., you're not simply a translator for the powerpoint people, but an integral part to a merger transaction, you are interested in the clients and read up on some news, some reports etc., to start getting into it. The more into it you get, the more it will show and your associates will notice, and your attitude will change. If you can't (I couldn't either, but I think it's a piece of advice I could have used), just think of it as a right of passage and then you can move on to PE or HF, or even back to banking in a few years, when the scars have healed.

Also, try to get a champion in your group: see who is well-respected and has done the best deals and next time you work for him bust your hump to make sure his stuff gets priority over other stuff on your plate and that you make him/her look good.

bigger_apple's picture

me too!

me too!

Anonymous Monkey's picture

beat the system, its just

beat the system, its just that easy

Anonymous Monkey's picture

how?

how?

dan_rc3's picture

ooph

ooph

wolverine's picture

that's the stuff the banks

that's the stuff the banks don't want said at recruiting

jtk5d's picture

Sounds terrible. If you

Sounds terrible. If you like finance and banking, try to get a different job at another bank. Or move on to PE or VC. If you can't enjoy life it's not worth working those hours.

caveman's picture

Move

Why don't you move to not such a demanding place? You know there are banks other than where you work, and they do have much better hours.

caveman's picture

Boutique

Try going to a Boutique bank, much better hours, and I hear that more of the money trinkles down to the junior levels.

colinwh16's picture

newb

i am about to be a sophomore at drexel university and ive been looking into investment banking this summer. I was just wondering what analysts do all those hours they are at work. And what exactly is a pitch book. I know these are probably pretty dumb questions but im just curious.

Thanks for any help you guys can give me.

Also is it possible to get an interview for an analyst positoin with a BB firm comming out of a school like drexel with a 3.8 gpa

I know this is probably the wrong post for this comment but i just saw the comment about working from 9- 2 and 10 hours a day on weekends

banker1's picture

Associate

Associate work harder than analysts. They ahve way more responsibility.

thedownlow's picture

Re: Associate

Being an Associate is the shittiest position to be in. You get blamed when analysts/VP's/MD's screw up.

livingthedream's picture

Agreed.

Agreed.

Anonymous Monkey's picture

I would have to agree on the

I would have to agree on the associate comments. As a analyst at least when you go home you (likely) sleep. As an associate you are worried about so much you can harldy sleep.

mikeman90's picture

wow... some of these posts

wow... some of these posts make me think twice about going into ibanking

RogueBanker's picture

I think someone needs to

I think someone needs to watch Office Space.

pencil_jockey's picture

stress

You're right about the Associate stress. Sitting in meetings watching your MD flip pages, praying that there are no screwups, is no fun. Analysts at meetings just sit there quietly enjoying a few hours away from the office.

BSD123's picture

Not that bad

If you are someone that needs 8 hours of sleep, why don't you look for a job teaching High School Phys Ed?

boomy's picture

Maybe he isn't physically

Maybe he isn't physically fit to do so.

meehil's picture

well said

well said

organdoner555's picture

Indeed

Indeed

zala rules's picture

"beat the system, its just

"beat the system, its just that easy"

HAHA who is this douchebag? i hope he is joking.

MonkeyBall's picture

your life is sad

your life is sad

buysideguy's picture

such is the life

such is the life in this industry

spooky's picture

Competition

Reading all these comments, it does sound really bad, but why than there is competition getting into the industry in the first place?

Are there lots of people for whom it's worthwhile or all the newbs are just plain simple ignorant and quit after a few years even if they get that far?

A newbs myself, please clue me in :)

I1Beast's picture

You all are a bunch of

You all are a bunch of little girls complaining. I have not heard one horror story yet. Try having to drive from Charlotte, NC to New Cannan, CT to deliver a Management Presentation because your fucking associate was chewing your ear off and he knew you would miss the fed ex deadline. Try hearing your fucking VP say, "welcome to banking, hit the road and don't forget to bring your corporate card because you can charge back the gas."